Wednesday, November 7, 2012

In The Nude!

Boy I bet some you Googlers are going to be very disappointed in this post.


If I have learned one thing from putting macro shots of my nails on the Internet, it's this:

MOISTURIZING IS KEY

When you wake up and jump out of the shower?  Lotion.
After you wash your hands?  Lotion.
Just finished washing the dishes/dog/car?  Lotion.  And get some gloves, fool.
Going to bed?  HEAVY DUTY GREASE, GIRL!

I have little bottles of different brands stashed all over my house, in my purse, and in my office, so I always have one handy.  Sure, it means that anything I hand you has little slick spots on it, and sometimes I have to call my husband to turn the lamp off because ol' greasy hands here can't get a grip, but it's worth it!

I wish I had a true before shot, but in case you're curious about natural nails of art bloggers, which I don't call myself (yet, but aspiration is everything), here are mine:

Dark polish and buffed parts growing out leaves them looking like a sunset.

The sun highlights the ridges!  :-|

I guarantee you that nobody, without some kind of aid, has perfect nails.  There are ridges to be covered, hangnails to be clipped, and cuticles to be tamed.

So this is a reminder, to myself mostly, that those flawless swatch posts and nail art images are hiding an absolutely ordinary, but carefully tended to, set of hands.

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